For the handful of people out there who haven't seen it yet: Kissing Hank's Ass.

"If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."
"What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"
"Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do whatever He wants, and what He wants is to give you a million dollars, but He can't until you kiss His ass."

And, of course, there's Hankisms:

Mormonism - If you kiss Hank's ass, after you leave town he'll give you a million dollars. Plus, if any of your relatives have already left town, he'll give them a million dollars, too! By the way, we have new, elaborate buildings that you can use to kiss Hank's ass, if you give us money.

Greco-Roman - Hank and his dysfunctional family are suffering from some trust issues, and aren't giving out any money. It doesn't matter whose ass you kiss; the others will kick the shit out of you.