You never know, it might work...

If anyone reading this happens to fall into one of these categories:

1. Members of the Swedish Academy and of other academies, institutions and societies which are similar to it in construction and purpose;
2. Professors of literature and of linguistics at universities and university colleges;
3. Previous Nobel Prize Laureates in Literature;
4. Presidents of those societies of authors that are representative of the literary production in their respective countries.

Would you mind nominating Kurt Vonnegut for the Nobel Prize for Literature?