The Eurovision Song Contest takes place on Saturday, and to kill some time I've just been looking at the official website. The website includes the lyrics of most of the songs and I just want to say that, although Tatu are clearly going to win it for Russia, Austria deserve a special prize for 'most insane lyrics of any song, ever'. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 'Man is the measure of all things' by Alf Poier:

I like most animals on this earth
But I really prefer little rabbits and bears

Soon all birds and beetles will die
But Adam's in bed with Eve busy reproducing

Rabbits live in the woods
Cats in the meadows
And cockroaches
Live under tiles

Little rabbits have short noses
And kittens soft paws
And Mother Holle likes her wool
From the african dromedary

The difference between animals such as apes and primates
Is no bigger than between noodles and pasta

But whoever wants to know more about animals should study Biology or inform
himself on my homepage

Some animals have wings
And others have fins
Some live outdoors
And others in cans

Small rabbits…..

For full coverage of Eurovision throughout the week, just check out the magnificent Lowculture - they watch Lorraine Kelly, so you don't have to.