As part of the review into security after a man in a dress broke into a party, it's been announced that:

Files will also be kept on people obsessed with the Royal Family, Metropolitan police commissioner Sir John Stevens said...

Now for the first time, intelligence will be gathered on publicity seekers or others who may be fixated with the Royal family, Sir John announced.

"These people may present risks and threats and could encourage more sinister actions from others. In a post 9/11 environment no chances can be taken," he said.

At last! The police are going to be giving the Daily Mail, News of the World and all their ilk the attention they deserve. I fully expect the Daily Mail to entirely endorse these recommendations, then present itself at it's nearest police station to be locked up as noth a 'publicity seeker' and someone 'who may be fixated with the Royal family'.