The Onion's on a week off at the moment, so the AV Cliub is just rerunning some of the best of it's old interviews, including an excellent one with Berkeley Breathed, creator of the Bloom County comic strip. He has a great response when asked what his politics are:

Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If you'll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you'll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.