Reading Ted 'no relation' Barlow's list of blog-related lightbulb jokes last night, it occurred to me that there were no British bloggers mentioned in the list, so I thought I'd take steps to rectify it:

How many Harry Hatchets does it take to change a light bulb?

David Aaronovitch has an excellent article in today's Guardian, pointing out that yet again the Old Left are carping on about how the Jewish Neocon Conspiracy have failed to change the lightbulb. And yes, the lightbulb may not have been changed yet, but we have gone into the room and opened the curtains. It might be dark outside, but who on the Old Left even wanted to open the door in the first place?

How many Gerts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sat around all day waiting for the lightbulb to be delivered. They promised delivery sometime before 11, but that was obviouly 11 at night as they only came round at 3 in the afternoon. Emailed the Lightbulb Company to complain, but no response as yet. Changed the lightbulb later on, and took some pictures while I was at it, which are now in Under Developed.

Just a start, and I'm sure there are people out there who can do better. But that is what the comments box is for. Or the email, when the comments box does it's disappearing act.