The enduring power of the internet

In year's gone past you could enter your children for all sorts of competitions when they were babies and not have to worry about them growing up with the stigma of winning something strange. Now, though, the internet has ensured that all our little jokes will be preserved for ever. So, spare a sort for the poor children who have rached the final of Chat magazine's Ugliest Baby Photo competition. Especially, this one, whose local paper has the headline 'Mum says: My baby is so ugly!' - he's going to have fun at school when his classmates find out about it, isn't he?