Please let it be from The Onion

I'm hoping that the Reuters and Onion newsfeeds have got mixed up in the Yahoo offices and this is just a mistake, not real news:

President Bush on Wednesday had a tough message for Iraqi militants attacking U.S. troops -- "Bring them on" -- and said the U.S. military presence was sufficient to deal with the attackers.

Basically, he's inviting them to come and attack American troops (and all the others in Iraq as well). So, will he apologise when they next kill an American or British soldier? I won't hold my breath waiting...

(Oops, forgot to say - this was originally from Beatniksalad and Daily Kos)