And for my next trick...

David Blaine is going to spend 44 days sitting in a cage by the Thames and you can watch the whole thing live on the web. It's another one of those 'stunts' that makes you wonder just how many people would pay good money to access watchingpaintdry.com if it was marketed to them as being the fashionable thing to do.

(For those of you who want to stay in touch with the latest fashions and trends, I understand that repeatedly smacking yourself in the head with a hammer is going to be the in thing this Autumn.)