It's on the Internet! It must be true!

Aware that in the past Ozzy had hidden subliminal messages in his music, I started watching episodes of “The Osbournes” suspecting that he might try to do the same with his television show. Lo and behold after just two and a half seasons my dedication reaped dividends. While listening to the third episode of season three backwards, which I had tape-recorded, I found a scene in which Ozzy mumbles, “This show is scripted.”

Is Ozzy fake?