I always suspected him of something...

Dan's got a new career:

I'd just like to inform the world at large that I have Weapons of Mass Destruction. I've been developing them for a number of years, and although a detailed search has so far turned nothing up, I can tell you quite categorically that they exist. It's just that they're hidden. I shall expect a call shortly from a number of large western corporations trying to sell me the relevant components I need, which I shall pay for with the proceeds of the Oil for Food programme which will inevitably be proposed shortly.