Unintentionally Humorous Newspaper Columnist of the Day

Has to go to Tony Parsons for his column on Pop Idol winner Michelle. You can sense that it's just another round in the ongoing Parsons/Burchill feud, with Michelle just standing in for Parson's ex-wife. I wonder how many Freudian typos saw Parsons typing 'Julie' instead of 'Michelle' when he was writing it?

I have a feeling that there may be an article praising Michelle to the skies from Burchill in the very near future.