Assignment

Coldplay have won a Grammy award for 'Clocks', and seemingly endorsed John Kerry for President (discovered via Pandagon):

They dedicated the award to late country star Johnny Cash and Democratic presidential contender Senator John Kerry, "who hopefully will be your president one day."

I expect at least five right-leaning blogs to have posts by midday telling us how Chris Martin should stick to either music or making babies with Gwyneth. Go!