Never let it be said that football is dull in India

After all, what could be wrong with a sport that allows two matches to have over 100 goals between them? Quite a lot, say the authorities, who now seem likely to permanently ban the four teams involved in the 'Goalathon'.

I'm just wondering how you score 60 goals in 45 minutes - that's one every 45 seconds - when the opposition have to get the ball from their goal back to the centre circle and then kick off. Obviously, there was collusion going on, but that's still pretty efficient. I wonder when boredom set in for the players - almost anyone who's played a Playstation or other computer football game has probably tried playing it against completely passive opposition at some time, and it gets incredibly boring after just a few minutes, let alone 45.