Yoshida Battles The Straw Men

I don't know how many of you have encountered the strange world of Adam Yoshida (for those of you haven't, he makes Cuthbertson look like Charles Kennedy) but, if you have, you might find this amusing (with all apologies to the Flaming Lips):

His name is Yoshida,
He wishes he wasn't from Canada,
He's working with insanity,
He's gotta discipline humanity

Cause he knows that
It's demanding
To defeat those evil straw men
He's know we're all traitors

Oh Yoshida, we don't believe ya
But you won't let us traitors destroy you
Yoshida, we just humour ya
But you won't let those straw men destroy you

Those evil Liberal straw men
They're programmed by Joe Stalin
Doesn't need to be sane to fight them
So he's reading lots of Heinlein

Cause you know that
It'd be tragic,
If those evil liberals win
You know how to beat them

Oh Yoshida, we don't believe ya
But you won't let us traitors destroy you
Yoshida, we just humour ya
But you won't let those straw men destroy you...