In an alternate universe, I am Bono

Oh dear. This sounds rather like much of my teenage years, except the band I was in (supposedly as lead vocalist, mainly because I couldn't play any instruments) was called Who Cares? (a name that summed up just about everything about us, including our attitude to such things as musical ability) and we never got beyond the taping on a portable tape recorder at a friend's house stage.

I can still remember the lyrics to our Chas'n'Dave-go-Metal song, 'Give Us A Drink', but I'll refrain from posting them. Still, I can always say 'I was in a band once' in conversations, should the topic come up.