Movie rules

I watched Undercover Brother last week, which is a rather funny film and prompted me to come up with a new rule of films: any film that features Denise Richards is going to be appalling, unless it also features Neil Patrick Harris. Thus, her entire career is pointless except for Undercover Brother and Starship Troopers.

And on another movie rule - that Gary Oldman always plays nutters - I may have found another exception to the rule besides Rosencrantz And Guilderstern Are Dead - his character in The Contender is distinctly un-nutterish, though I can remember reading reports at the time it came out that he was unimpressed with the final cut of the film, so who knows what pearls of nutterdom lie on the cutting room floor?