Things to do if you're bored

1) Visit Boriswatch and marvel at the wonders within (via Jade and Green Fairy)

2) Link to Boriswatch and encourage others to do likewise

3) As links to Boriswatch multiply, it begins to climb in the rankings on sites like Blogdex and Daypop

4) As Boriswatch rises in the rankings, people around the world become aware of the wonder that is Boris

5) Confused foreigners start asking you 'what does this mean?'. Have fun explaining concepts such as 'the mutt's nads' and the general concept of Borisness

6) Soon, whole world becomes aware of the wonder of Boris and he is acclaimed Pope, Secretary-General of the United Nations, Lord High Grand Poohbah, Global Emperor and All Round Good Egg

7) Under benign leadership of Boris, the world enters a new era of peace, happiness, understanding, crazy hair, bewilderment and cycling

8) Everyone rejoices!