Tony Blair: Warblogger

Remember, when asked a question you don't know the answer to, or might present your cause in a bad light, use mt-badsaddam to automatically generate a few lines of 'Saddam was a bad bad man' style text, as that wins all arguments:

Q5. [175603] Bob Russell (Colchester) (LD): Does the Prime Minister know where Saddam Hussein is and whether he is still alive? Is he aware what measures the Americans are taking to encourage Saddam Hussein to reveal the whereabouts of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction?

The Prime Minister: I can assure the hon. Gentleman that I know where Saddam Hussein is not: he is not in a presidential palace running Iraq; he is not brutalising his people; he is not threatening the security of his region, and this world is a safer, better place without him in government.

After all, why should you answer any questions, when Saddam was a bad bad man?