Can I go back to my own universe please?

There's something seriously wrong with this one. I know crazy things happen all the time, but surely the Reverend Sun Myung Moon being crowned as some kind of 'King of Peace'/messiah figure in a US Senate building belongs in The Onion, not in real life?

Should Americans be concerned that on March 23rd a bipartisan group of Congressmen attended a coronation at which a billionaire, pro-theocracy newspaper owner was declared to be the Messiah – with royal robes, a crown, the works? Or that this imperial ceremony took place not in a makeshift basement church or a backwoods campsite, but in a Senate office building?