Suddenly, it all makes sense

Matthew Yglesias unleashes his brain the size of a planet and explains it all:

As in physics, where quantum field theory and general relativity coexist uneasily, we yearn for a grand unified theory of Bushism that would put the two halves of the agenda together. Now, at last, with the revelation that Ahmad Chalabi has been passing intelligence information to the regime in Iran, the opportunity presents itself to construct just such a unified theory. The truth, hard as it is to accept, is that Bush is an Iranian agent.

I, for one, welcome our new Iranian overlords. (via Chris Lightfoot)