Today on Kilroy: I want to be paid for doing nothing!

Just in case you were in any doubt as to what you get when you vote for Robert Kilroy-Silk and the swivel-eyed loons:

Not, of course, that he will have to go to Strasbourg and do the boring stuff. "I'm not going to be bogged down by the European parliament," he told one reporter this week. "I'll spend as little time there as possible."

Because they're fighting for democracy...except when it takes too much of their time to do any of the work associated with it.