"I hate Sebastian Coe!"

I'm quite sure that Allergy magazine is real, but there's just something about the name of its editor - Charmaine Yabsley - that reminds me of The Day Today. Of course, that's true of much news nowadays, but this is edging a bit close to the Celebrity Jam Auction:

She's got Coronation Street actress Nikki Sanderson on her asthma; sisters Kelly and Katie on losing 11 stone after identifying their wheat intolerance and Countdown presenter Carol Vorderman with her favourite gluten-free recipes.