In the dictionary under 'chavtastic'

Oh that Britney Spears is just so damn classy:

Various newspapers reported Britney and her new husband hit the town wearing themed tracksuits...

Celebrations followed at a club, with some female guests wearing pink towelling tracksuits bearing the legend "The Maids", while male guests wore white tracksuits with "Pimps" written on him.

And remember, it's letting gays get married that will damage the institution of marriage.