Political matchmaking foiled

I found this (via Bob Piper on the UK Political Blogs feed) and was instantly struck by the writing style. That insistence that all muslims are evil, that strange feeling of a keyboard being drooled over as it was written, the reference to Tom Clancy and I thought 'this is Adam Yoshida's perfect woman'. Sadly, the course of true love never runs smooth, and it turns out she's already married, so Adam will just have to find some other willing American to marry him so he can finally get the citizenship he craves so much.