Descriptively correct

You know how some people get their job title changed so it sounds like they're doing something more important than they actually are? The way toilet cleaners become 'sanitation engineers' or:

Team Leader is just a title, Tim tells Gareth. No one respects it, just like milk monitor. That's not true, Gareth counters, because if people were rude to him he used to give them their milk last... so it was warm.

Well, via Tbogg, here's one of the silliest yet:

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