A divergent universe is a terrible thing to waste

Continuing the idea of reality outdoing parody, here's a challenge for my fellow devotees of alternate history. Imagine that you've decided for some reason or other to write a parody timeline that posits Gore winning the 2000 election, though written from the perspective of a devout Bush supporter. Think of the fun you can have ignoring all the historical facts and rules of common sense you'd normally apply when writing a timeline. Think of the crazy Gore stereotypes you can put into it without worrying if they bear any resemblance to reality. Think of the fun you can have torturing the English language to show how your imaginary author isn't really that good a writer.

Then go read this and weep.