Making Boris look sensible

I've just read in the Independent's Conference Diary that Rick Wakeman's a Conservative and hoping to become an MEP at some time in the future. (There would seem to be confirmation here) Personally, I think he's wasted as an MEP, and should be looking for a Westminster seat. Though of course, that's just because I wonder what the effect would be of bringing his and Boris Johnson's hair together in an enclosed space like the House of Commons.