Missing: one country. Reward offered for safe return

So, when Wales goes missing from an official map, I look for a comment from bloggers based in Cardiff and Swansea, yet hear nothing? Has the whole country really slipped into the Irish Sea? Was the very existence of 'Wales' just a mass consensual hallucination that has now faded? Does this make my University of Wales degree invalid now? And who will England be playing on Saturday?