What You Can Get Away With

Jamie explains it all:

There’s been a giant Tesco five minutes walk away from me on Cheetham Hill Road since January, and the effect on the local retail scene so far seems to be precisely zero. This is partly because Tesco don’t sell kebabs.

But someday, someone in Tesco’s product development lab in Cheshunt will crack the secret of the Tesco Value Kebab, and then where will be? (Aside from seeking treatment for food poisoning, anyway)