When David Cameron says
Great news that Boris plans to stand at next year's general election – I've always said I want my star players on the pitch.
— David Cameron (@David_Cameron) August 6, 2014
Do you think he remembers this?
But then, Boris doing something nasty, crude and thuggish, then trying to get out of it by doing the ‘lawks a mercy, silly Boris, ho ho!’ act is a perfect summation of his career.