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Dan Hodges writes on the Telegraph website today:

Ukip are not a political force, but a political curiosity. In years to come many a pub quiz trophy will be won by those who can correctly answer the question: “What was the name of the guy who ran the anti-EU party? Begins with an N.”
In life there are rules. What goes up will come down. The Earth rotates around the Sun, not vice versa. And come election time, minor British political parties get squeezed out of existence.
It may not be fair. It may not be healthy. But them’s the facts. And unfortunately, they are immutable.
Of course, come Sunday 5 May, 2013, when next year’s European votes are counted, there’s going to be a whole lot of muting going on. Ukip will be in the process of recording their greatest ever election triumph. The Tories will have been beaten into a humiliating third place. Eurosceptic MPs will be fanning out across the airways demanding action and the summary execution of Ken Clarke.

So far, so generic. But hold on, what’s this?

Sunday 5 May, 2013, when next year’s European votes are counted

I know ‘vote early, vote often’ is an oft-used saying, but a whole year early? That’s either real dedication to the cause, or someone who’s supposed to understand politics and commentate on it not knowing basic facts like when elections take place. And these are elections that take place in London too, so the media are allowed to notice they’re happening.

But who needs to bother with facts when they can get in the way of giving your opinion?

(The Telegraph have now slightly corrected the error, though the page now reads ‘come June 2014, when next year’s European votes are counted’ which implies a vote next year and then a delay of several months before they’re counted. A screengrab of the original page is here, just to confirm)

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