An open letter to the video directors of the world

Dear people who are only one step above directing Shop Gimp Theatre adverts for B&Q,

Stop using cheerleaders in your videos, no matter how they're dressed, no matter how 'ironic' you think it is, no matter how much you think your idea for using them will be so much better than the other guys who've done. It's trite, it's hackneyed, and we've all seen the video for Smells Like Teen Spirit enough times to know where you got your ideas from.

That is all.